SHIT MARBLE FROM HELL

we have two kids — in the form of small shih-tzu and a perfect cat. now, Bagel is our dog. due to circumstances beyond our control she doesn’t get to go out as much as she would like or as much as she should. so, Little Bagel has a pee pad and she is good about using it. the challenge is noticing when Bagel has done her business on the pad because Lola, our cat, thinks it is her job to go to the pee pad and treat it like her litter box. …when that happens Little Bagel makes the mistake that it is time to play and sometimes attempt to eat the pee pad. we are pretty good about catching it in time.

sadly, at some point during thursday, while we were out Little Bagel and Lola did their “Pee Pad Shuffle” act.

by the time i walked into the apartment the pad was in shreds. i cleaned up the mess.

a few hours later i could tell Bagel didn’t feel well. she just wanted to be near me or be held.

this morning Little Bagel took what I can only imagine was a most uncomfortable dump.

now, the interesting thing is that this particular dumpage looked like 4 rather large sized marbles. …and they were quite colorful. streaks of the blue plastic fibers and white/yellow tissue — they really looked like fucked-up marbles.

i almost took a picture, but that seemed to be too out of the limits of taste. so, instead, i decided to share the warmth with lower-case text.

love and kisses,
matty

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March 19, 2010. Tags: , , , , , . Uncategorized.

3 Comments

  1. Urspo replied:

    oh the joys of owning pets.

  2. Rick replied:

    Thanks for NOT taking the pictures. ; )

  3. anita replied:

    Ok, this made me laugh out loud. I’ve seen that routine. I do wish you had a garden with a pet door. All would be better I think. However, I am sure that Bagel would have more interesting dumps as there might be all sorts of unusual things to eat in the garden–she would be giddy with discovery. She must think she is part goat. Love that puppy and you and Lola and B. kisses. anita

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