MATTY PALM!!! (coming soon)

(You see it all started when Little Bagel needed an operation and we had already drained all of our resources for the other treatments. And, after both the bank and Ing turned us down for a loan to send Little Bagel to Australia for the rare operation — well, I had no choice but to go to the Tenderloin and seek employment to earn some quick change! No! I’m not a man-whore! I’m not! …but I was told I have the best palm in all of San Francisco! I’m telling you they line up for blocks! At first I was a bit intimidated by the whole scene, but quickly made life long friends at the club!)

In case you’re wondering I saw the new film IRINA PALM in which Marianne Faithfull must go to unusual lengths to raise money to save her ill grandson. Once I got past the shock of seeing Marianne Faithfull playing a frumpy grandma — I rather enjoyed the film! Of course, one would only expect Marianne to be good at this sort of job — even old and with the crazy ass sad hair-do and clothing! Tho, I felt it resolved itself a bit too simply and romantically — I really did enjoy the movie.

But, I must say it is hard to see my idols age. Tho, it happens to all of us! Marianne is doing it with grace (!) and in full R-rated glory! (hole, that is!) I do suggest a viewing if it is playing in your city! Those of you in the UK must have already had the chance last year! Why did none of you not tell me about it?!?!? Here is the preview which will explain a bit:

Still, it is upsetting to see that Ms. Faithfull went from this:

To This: Oh, well.

Today I decided to set my magical iPod to “shuffle” mode. This can be a bit worrying, but after a hand wanking grandma movie I figured I was up to the challenge! And, this is what my iPod told me as I walked Market Street!

“Baba O’Riley” by The Who
“Keeping You Alive” by The Gossip
“Trampled Under Foot” by Led Zeppelin
“Younglam” by Darling Kandie
“Accidents Never Happen” by Blondie
“I See A Different You” by Koop
“Clock” by Stephane Pompugnac
“Fucking on the Dance Floor” by Dirty Sanchez
“Do The Bambi” by Stereo Total
“Woke Up New” by The Mountain Goats

…all great songs. Well, the red light at my station just went on. We all know what that means!!!

Gotta run!
kisses from just east of GayTown,
matty (palm)

April 14, 2008. Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , . Uncategorized.


  1. Pants replied:

    Getting old is a bitch.

  2. ing replied:

    You have so many talents, Matty, and I have so much to learn!

    Wanking is in the air these days. . .

  3. The sagittarian replied:

    Poor ol’ Marianne, mother nature is having a laugh isn’t she!!

  4. Karyn replied:

    Youth & beauty are fleeting. Hard cold reality time.

    Anyway –

    Baba O’Reily – best Who song ever… and I am digging on “Come To Me” by Koop. πŸ™‚

    Love & Hugs ~


  5. matty03 replied:

    Pants! …but, if your hands are soft and smooth you can still turn a pretty dime!

  6. matty03 replied:

    Ing! I know! Tho, Little Bagel is still upset that you would not front the money for her life-saying procedure in Australia! However, were it not for you I would not have discovered my god given talent!

    Wanking in the air, is it?!??!?

  7. matty03 replied:

    The Sagittarian! I know! I fear mother nature is laughing at me as well! …and, I’ve not had near the fun Marianne had! …that girl has LIVED!!!!

    Karyn! Oh, yeah! The Who have had so many classic songs I’d be hard pressed to pick my fave. Koop rules!!!!

  8. Steve Rebooted replied:

    You are too funny! Was this a sex change operation?

  9. matty03 replied:

    Steve! LOL! I hadn’t thought of it that way! …a new marketing angle!!!

  10. Pants replied:

    Always looking on the bright side, eh?! πŸ™‚

  11. ing replied:

    Oooooh, I don’t think mother nature is laughing at Marianne. We all get old, we do.

    But for some reason, that short speech about what people will do for their children struck me as really & truly funny. I bet that if this was acted poorly it would be awful! And so very fun!

  12. hot-lunch replied:

    Don’t you know that Canada is the land of Medicare? You could’ve snuck Bagel across the border and no one would have been the wiser!

  13. Miss S replied:

    I would totally front the money for little Bagel, only I spent it all at the doctor’s office today.

    I thought California living was supposed to be a chill and stuff, but hey, I’m learning maybe it’s the opposite.

    Hope all is well!

  14. matty03 replied:

    Pants! Well, yes! …so to speak!

    Ing! It is meant to be the stuff of sweet(ness)! Of course, you make fun of Mrs. Palfrey! Really, tho. Aside from an ending that was a bit too “easy” — it was an interesting character study of what a mother will do to save her child. …and the child didn’t have to be possessed by the devil or anything! Tho, an elbow injury was involved!

    Hot Lunch! I know! I so wish I lived in Canada. My country embarrasses me. …or, rather certain states and our administration make me sad.

    Miss S! Oh, I tried sending you a telegram but I don’t guess the telegram man ‘comes ’round here no more! Next time, I’m just going to have to set Little Bagel str8 and pimp her out to pay for her medical bills like the rest of us!! I’ve developed ‘penis elbow’ — just like Marianne!

    …and, I don’t think life is ever really a chill anywhere. life is messy and difficult — but I guess that is what makes those certain moments of joy that come our way mean so much! Hope! Hang on to it!

  15. johnmichael replied:

    I’ll try and catch this movie, I think.

  16. Daniel replied:

    I always(almost every day!) imagined you as having really soft, smooth hands…

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