…I had a really bad day. I do mean that. I had a really bad day. I am not going to write about that, tho. There is something far more important to discuss than my petty problems. If you haven’t already heard — Corey Haim and Corey Feldman are back! …Together. …Again. …And, on a reality TV show in which Corey H moves in with Corey F and his pretty wife as Corey F tries to help Corey H rebuild his career!!! Wow! I didn’t know Corey F’s career was going on that well, but he does have a nice house and hot wife! And, one can find a number of way fun clips from the show which is soooooo much on my MUST SEE list!!! ….if only we had TV reception. True, B has a 70 inch plasma screen monitor with state of the art sound system. But, it is also true that we do not get/receive TV signals unless it comes thru via Apple TV. It pretty much a DVD/Apple TV only experience. Which is fine by me — except I think I must see The Two Correys!!! Yes, I think. …I think. I think we might need cable so I can watch it. The little clips on YouTube are just not going to be enough!

And, poor Corey H’s breakdown when Corey F explains to him that the str8t to vid sequel to LOST BOYS will not feature either of the Coreys — but that Corey F was offered a cameo which he turned down when they refused to let Correy H also be in the cameo! And, I think it was damn sweet of him to let Corey H know that he did that for him!

Oh, and there are some “classic” clips of Correy H trying to get a bit too up close and personal with both Correy F and Mrs. Correy F — seems that Correy H just needed a little bit of human contact — but both Mr. & Mrs Feldman were not up for this! Silly kids! I think they might have missed out on a bit of fun there!

Anyway, let’s just look at them then and now. ….now they are in their mid-30’s. And, from what I can tell they have remained buds over the years. Poor Corey F has had marriage and Michael Jackson troubles and poor Corey H has had weight, drug and money issues. …the hot wife is not so crazy about Correy H because he is a bit of a slob and I think she might have a bit of a thing for him as he is still the hotter of the two Correys. Tho, Correy F looks pretty damn good these days.
…remember Corey H’s hats? And Corey F’s shoulder pads?!?!? Corey H in bondage?!?!? Correy F ready for his date with Drew?!?!? …Just think of all the coke, uh, I mean glasses of New Coke they must have shared in the 80’s!?!?!? …Remember Corey’s video dairy where we got to swoon over his bathing suits and a tour of his bedroom?!?!? It was a total Tiger Beat wet dream moment!!! Hey! Where’s the DVD!?!!? Goonies or Stand by Me?!?!? Lucas all grown up, but only Winona Ryder (a bit player to him back then) is on the cover of Vanity Fair or is it Vogue?!?!? …you know you want to watch this program. Admit it. Free yourself. You’ll feel better.

July 24, 2007. Uncategorized.


  1. ing replied:

    You should most definitely get cable! Hurry! Hurry!

    What’s up with the wife’s boobs? Where did she purchase them? Did Corey H give them to her for her birthday? Maybe we’ll find out on the show.

  2. Josh Williams replied:

    Ghosts from the past…I am not going to record this show, but if I stumble upon it I will probably watch which could trigger some flash backs which may develop into a law suit which could generate fat cash for all involved. Thanks for the idea! JW

  3. matty03 replied:

    Ing! Oh, I do so hope B will opt to get us cable so I can watch the hissy fits and crying on The Two Coreys! …I don’t know, but if you look at some of the clips on You Tube — particularly the one where Corey H tries to get a 3 way rolling —- her boobs seem to float really well!

  4. matty03 replied:

    Commander Josh! Oh, I think you should most definitely watch, then. And please burn a copy of each episode on to a DVD for your faithful Field Sargent! I would greatly appreciate it if the commander would kindly remove all commercial interruptions! …as, I think A&E is a public cable channel these days and airs commercials. Remember when they were like PBS!?!?! …I think that is the last time I watched it. It was all ballets and operas back in the day! …now, it’s The Two Coreys! Things do improve! They really do!!!!

  5. Steve replied:

    I’ve seen the previews, and I must admit that it looks like it could be interesting. Do you think Corey Haim is a big homo? I’m almost willing to bet that he’s a big homo.

  6. matty03 replied:

    Steve – Well, I don’t know that I’d go quite that far — but I am most definitely sensing a “bi” vibe from all the clips. …and that hot tub “moment”!?!!?

    Man! I need cable — just for the season!!!!!!

    …well, a boy can dream.

  7. Kevin replied:

    No offense to any lesbians oput there, but Corey Haim looks like a big bull-dyke lesbian, with tats and piercings. He’s got those man-boobs and spikey military cut. I saw him in “Dickie Roberts” (which is actually funnier than you would think) and was SHOCKED to realize he wasn’t a woman.

    This is a must-see show.

  8. matty03 replied:

    Kevin – I guess I can see what you mean, but I still think he’s kind of cute. But, I also think Lea Delaria is kind of hot and cute. (i do) …I just wish I had cable!

  9. alan replied:

    apparently they live here in Vancouver and that’s where the show is filmed! Hmm, perhaps I can show up on as a cameo one day as the pizza delivery boy or something…

  10. matty03 replied:

    Hot Lunch! …or Alan!?!?? Wow! I can’t believe that! It so looks like they are in LA! …reality TV! lol!

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