AUSIE! AUSIE! AUSIE! OY! OY! OY!

Now, not that I am one to go ’round castin’ sturgeons on people and you’re right. Maybe it is none of my bee’s wax and I should stop mindin’ it, but when it comes to this gurl:

…well, I’ve just about lost my patience! I can feel it in my waters! She is no good!

In straight of fact — and this is right from the horse’s ass. Wait. Listen to me. Liiiiiisten to meeeeee: I’ve got ONE word for you: “Spoiled little princess who is above the law!”

Yes. I mean, wrong as rain — you and I both know that if it were us in this situation they’d just plug us up with an IV while the other inmates raped us in the shower!

And, of course, if you’ve never had the pleasure of watching “Kath & Kim” — you won’t understand my post. I’ve heard a rumor that there is a new series in Australia for this year! Why-o-why has this show never made it to US shores!?!?! It is a tragedy!

…I want to see that new documentary, CRAZY LOVE. I hope Ing will join me and B when we see it this weekend. …I wonder if B loves me enough to hire a couple of thugs to toss acid into my eyes causing me to go blind. Ah, yes. Well, that is true — but totally crazy love! I must see this film! …well, it takes all kinds!

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June 7, 2007. Uncategorized.

3 Comments

  1. jungle jane replied:

    i don’t think there is a new series matty. i don’t wanna spoil it for you but…in the last series, they almost killed it off – they were shown in 20 years time….Kim’s daughter (played by Kylie Minogue) got married…it was awesome – you should try and get it…

  2. jungle jane replied:

    oh yeah – Paris is a poon…

  3. matty03 replied:

    Jungle Jane!!! Oh!!! I’m dying to see it!!! I can get it out Australia for $34 US Dollars. So, maybe I can swing that next pay check. Of course, it will take YEARS to get here! LOL! Kylie! Kylie! Kylie! …this is like “magic fairy dust” to a gay man’s ears!

    …what is a “poon”? I shall have to google that!

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