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…you can work out in the nude at a Dutch gym. I am sure this will be coming our way to Golds in The Castro. Don’t get me wrong. I love to be in the nude on the beach or at a lake. But, I do not wish to be nude while working out. Ewwwwwwwww. Just think of the odd ass imprints from the leg press! Just say NO!

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March 4, 2007. Uncategorized.

19 Comments

  1. sortedlives replied:

    ewwwww is right. There is something so wrong with your “stuff” bouncing all over the equipment.

  2. Topher replied:

    Oy my goddd.. that’s just too much. There’s just some things one’s not supposed to be doing nude.

  3. matty03 replied:

    Sorted Lives — Yes, sir! You are most correct. Tho, I was thinking more of how I would look as I worked out my out of shape flesh while naked. Ewwwwwww. But, you’re most right. There would be sweat of a whole other “order”…

    Kris! LOL! Yes, Like eating at a fast food restaurant or something. Gyms and Burger Kings while in the buff are not good ideas.

  4. seekeronos replied:

    Yeeek. Leave it to the Dutch to come up with that idea.

    Methinks making the hemp free available might not have been such a bright idea after all.

  5. Smiley replied:

    ummmmm NO! LOL

  6. matty03 replied:

    seekeronos — LOL! I don’t wanna blame the weed, but something is not right in Denmark! …wait. that’s Danish. …Maybe it is the weed.

    Joshua – LOL! Oh, come on! Let’s go work out in the buff!

  7. ginab replied:

    Ewe…the germs! The holy sagging bits! blech!

    Where is Ing? Where is my friend Ing?

    hmm.

    -ginab

  8. ing replied:

    It’s very polite of them to use towels, though. Those Danes have very good manners.

    I hope they have laundry service in Denmark. . .

  9. matty03 replied:

    Gina! I know! Scary to imagine yet somehow interesting. Go figure. Oh, look! There is Ing!

    Ing – Call Gina! Skip the reading group and the plate and join us all tomorrow! Otherwise, I will see ya on Thursday — details to follow soon! I am sure that there is laundry service at the nude gym. Tho, I’ve no plans of finding out on a personal level.

  10. Pants replied:

    This would promote a lot of “bad naked” behavior.

  11. brooke replied:

    There are so many sanitation violations here I don’t even know where to start.

  12. ginab replied:

    Given Ing’s latest, I wonder if bunny suits would do in place of, erm, the birthday suit. 😉

    You’re a sweetie, by the way.

    -ginab

  13. Terri ~ Las Vegas replied:

    GAH!!!

    NATNI!!! I’d be afraid the ole wing wang would get caught on something!

  14. Kevin replied:

    There are certain parts of a person’s body I don’t care to see sweat. And unfortunately, that’s all you’ll see.

  15. matty03 replied:

    Pants – Yes, I quite agree! It brings to mind an old Sienfeld episode!

    Brooke — Yes, if this concept should take hold of the US and Canada I suspect that all health codes will need to be changed!

    Gina – Awwwww! thank you! people in bunny suits just scare me, tho. So, I think I might feel safer seeing a naked person on a bench press than a person dressed as a giant rabbit. Inland Empire is still giving me nightmares!

    Terri – Oh, perish the thought! Ouch! I see liability for all sorts of odd incidents. Imagine how the folks at emergency would feel!

    Kevin – You are quite right, my friend. And, normally I promote nudity! …but in private and respectful places. …like the nude beach.

  16. Matt replied:

    If Gold’s follows suit, just make sure they hire enough crew to clean up those machines after hours of sweaty hunks bouncing their “stuff” over the equipment. LOL

  17. matty03 replied:

    Matt — If Gold’s should do that, I suspect that they will have no trouble in finding guys to take that job. I suspect some of the boys in the neighborhood will even do it on a volunteer basis. LOL!

  18. Meredith replied:

    Oh. This is so wrong.
    Flap flap flap.
    I really do have an aversion to nudity and footwear. Call me kooky!

  19. Diederick replied:

    Eww, being Dutch isn’t all about roses and sunshine… That IS disgusting.

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