WHAT THEY TOLD ME

the following conversations took place.

“You know I really love it when the electricity is out and I can piss in the urinal and my piss mixes with other male piss. I love that.”

“Really? You mean like in an erotic way?”

“Oh! No, dude! No. I just like it. Well, yeah, I guess it is kind of an erotic pleasure.”

“Really? You know, only the electricity is out. The toilets are flushing.”

“Oh.”

And, then, yesterday — as I boarded a bus two husky men in their mid to late 30’s started talking to me:

“Man, you are a playa! Look at him! He is such a playa!

“Sorry?”

“Look at you, my man! In those threads, the way you walk — man, you got confidence! C-O-N-F-I-D-E-N-C-E!”

…as the bus shits and grinds down the street they both continue to discuss my “playa-ness” and I began to worry that I’m about to be M-U-G-G-E-D because I am no “playa” and was only wearing a Mister Blister hoodie. But, as I started off the bus they both held out their fist and I touched my fist to theirs.

“Smooth, my man! Smooth!”

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February 17, 2007. Uncategorized.

14 Comments

  1. Smiley replied:

    Maybe they wanted to do a 3 way? 😛

  2. Topher replied:

    LMAO.. Only Matty..

  3. Alan replied:

    Lordy! That would freak me out.

  4. matty03 replied:

    Joshua – LOL! …I don’t think so. They were quite st8. Go figure. ???

    Kris – but, why me!!?!?!

    Alan — As with most things, I just rolled with it.

  5. Old Cheeser replied:

    You are obviously one of “the hood” Matty, and you just don’t realise it.

    The pink hood, I should add.

    Nice to get some positive affirmation though!

  6. matty03 replied:

    Old Cheeser — Yeah, I’m just not sure it was positive affirmation. I suppose I shall pretend that it was! LOL!

  7. Daniel replied:

    Str8? I’m not even sure what that means anymore.
    How do you do it?
    Strangers just come up to you and start fawning.
    I need to get a Mister Blister hoody.

  8. Minge replied:

    Lord above us! I’m still unsire, though, if being a playa is good or bad. Whadya think?

  9. Kevin replied:

    Who was talking about the pee thing? That’s … weird?

    And did you get my email I sent you from my work address?

  10. The Persian replied:

    Yikes that first guy has a seriously disturbing fetish.

    🙂

  11. matty03 replied:

    Daniel – LOL! …I am still not sure what that was all about. Not so sure it was “fawning” or what. It was just an odd moment in a serious of odd moments from last week! Way cool hoodies, tho! This is a very friendly city — people just talk and talk.

    Minge – Me either! …but, I think I am going to pretend it is a good thing!

    Kevin – Oh, it is not for me to judge! …but that was odd, wasn’t it? No, I didn’t see an email. Hmmmmmm… ????

    The Persian! Hey! Oh, there are far more disturbing ones than that! LOL!

  12. Kevin replied:

    sent again to your yahoo account …

  13. Karyn replied:

    Oh Playa Please!

    Sweetie, that gave me my first out-loud laugh of the day – thank you –

  14. matty03 replied:

    Karyn! I’m glad!

    love, the playa!

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