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Oh, Ricky…
Well, I guess it is plain to see that he waxes. …but, does he bang?
Matty’s iPod Shuffle as he roams blog land…
“Stand And Deliver” by Adam & The Ants
“That Hindu That You Do!” by Ursuala 1000
“Devils of Rotations” by Swayzak Vs. Theorem
“Lust” by Tori Amos
“European Psycho” by Bodies Without Organs
“Garlands” by Cocteau Twins
“Queen Bee” by Barbra Streisand
“My Doorbell” by The White Stripes
“Mystery Achievement” by The Pretenders
Matty's Bit Of Space 
Jon replied:
I thought he died of AIDS or something…he’s still around?
May 1, 2006 at 8:15 pm. Permalink.
matt replied:
Jon — You are sooooo bad! LOL! No, Ricky is doing very well in his little closet! He waxed him self off, got a tat and tried to look all butch for his new CD. Sadly the CD hasn’t sold so well in the states. But, I hear it is actually pretty solid — more back to his Spanish roots. …I mean, the little queen can sing. But, I suspect that the banging is kept to a minimum.
May 1, 2006 at 8:59 pm. Permalink.
k replied:
For a while I thought he was sort of hot, but his most recent back-to-the-roots look has something tragic about it. He really should come out of the closet; we don’t need another Rock Hudson, do we?
BTW, there are other pictures in this series where he is with a guy, probably his fitness trainer/manager/distant cousin who, I am quite sure, is in charge of the banging.
May 1, 2006 at 11:37 pm. Permalink.
digitic replied:
I still think Ricky is hot.
Let’s just say that if he called me up and asked if I wanted to go have dinner with him some night, I’d probably go.
415-555-1212 Ricky!!!
May 1, 2006 at 11:56 pm. Permalink.
jungle jane replied:
i’m thinking there’s not a heck of a lot going on in Rick’s panties. i expected at least a micro-bulge?
May 2, 2006 at 5:39 am. Permalink.
matt replied:
Yeah, I think I’m with Jane on this one.
May 2, 2006 at 6:36 am. Permalink.
matt replied:
Oh, and Kevin — I did see the other pics! I believe that is his actual cousin.
Well, maybe he will call Milford and we will get the scoop. As you three know — I am the blog of choice for closeted celebs!
May 2, 2006 at 6:38 am. Permalink.
Karyn replied:
First – how dumb am I! I thought this was your newest hottie! Ha! Now, about the bulge – I don’t know my Ricky but I do know my Seinfeld – kids, he is coming out of the ocean (if not the closet) and is probably experiencing some shrinkage. There’s hope!
May 2, 2006 at 7:24 am. Permalink.
matt replied:
Karyn — LOL! Yeah! Ricky Martin wants me! But, much flattered that you think I might “snare” a look-a-like. …tho, am not so much for that waxed look thing. Somehow, I don’t think that is a shrinkage issue. I could be wrong, tho.
May 2, 2006 at 10:41 am. Permalink.
Dessie replied:
No, he does not bang.
May 2, 2006 at 12:35 pm. Permalink.
jungle jane replied:
Karyn i dunno – to me he looks like he’s going into the water. I wish the cameraman had been around afterwards – it would have been so small i could have started the rumour that Ricky has a vagina.
May 2, 2006 at 3:06 pm. Permalink.
matt replied:
…mangina. ewwwwwwwwwwh!!! I actually wrote that! (sorry)
May 2, 2006 at 6:36 pm. Permalink.
joe replied:
oh he’s closeted? I thought it was just the tan. he’s kinda flabby in a muscular sorta way.–>
May 2, 2006 at 8:19 pm. Permalink.