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A PORN FAILURE

Ok, I’m sorry. It really doesn’t have a thing to do with morals or hang-ups — but I just can’t work in a porn store. I can shop in one. And, I can shop in one quite well. However, I do not think I am meant to work within the environment of porn retail.

My sense of humor is destined to get me in trouble, I am not going to want to touch “returned” merchandise, I do not want to explain to a repressed woman (or man) on how to use a vibrating dildo and there is a feeling in my gut that says, “No” — so, am trusting my instincts.

I have decided against going thru with the interview at a local porn shop (different one that the one where it was suggested I “model”) —- the manager is quite professional, but it just doesn’t feel right. In fact, it feels wrong for me.

So, kids, I am focusing on the big interview scheduled for tomorrow morning in Berkeley. I am confident, determined and desperate — with these “selling” points, how can the prospective employer not snatch me up to join his/her team!??!?

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June 8, 2005. Uncategorized.

6 Comments

  1. Underling replied:

    What time is your interview tomorrow? I want to know when to send all my positive energy hurling across the country to you!

  2. thomas replied:

    you’ll do well, i just know you will. and it’s better than working in porn, or so i hear. unless you get to fuck j. hazzard, and then i guess you would be stupid not to take the job.

  3. GrooveTheory replied:

    Ooooh, I can’t work in a porn shop either. I’d be so giddy like a f*g at the YMCA.

    Goodluck on the interview!

  4. snarl71 replied:

    OH, Matt – you made the right decision. Besides, you’ll be too opinionated. You’ll only sell what you think people should buy.

    Thomas – did you know that Matt blew his chance with Johny Hazzard? We saw him a few times in Ptown last summer and Matt couldn’t even dig up the courage to speak to him once he realized who it was!

  5. Robert replied:

    Good on you Matt! I remember at one time I was interviewing for a graphic position at this pub house where they do all the porn video covers. I HAD to make one on the spot and they gave me pictures of fat girls and midgets and etc. to touch up on the computer… GROSS! Enlarge, feather, crop, colour correct and the whole enchilada!

    I had to leave and pass up the job! It was wall to wall porn in the giant room… Gay porn is good, but that was just horrendous!

    Good luck on your next one. I’m sure it’ll be much better! 🙂

  6. matty replied:

    Robert! Wow — “Little People Porn” —- those hetros and what they get up to! LOL! Thanks! I am going to give it my all tomorrow!!!

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