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A DIFFERENT KIND OF FETISH

Just when I thought I had seen, heard and witnessed it all —- last night, as I took a break from my endless job search, I took a look at the “adult” personals. Amid all the normal ones looking for things to be pulled, shaken, plunged and blown there was a one of the likes I had never seen. Somewhere here in the lovely city of San Francisco sits a 30 something gay male looking to hook up with a gay white male who wears glasses and is “geeky” —- and, when he mets this man, he wants to assemble furniture purchased from Target. The ad stressed that the modual furniture must require assembly and has to come from Target — preferably from the Mizrahi Collection. He then posted pictures of his favorite types of Target furniture which he wants to assemble with “the right guy” —- part of me wanted to think this was all a joke. …but, I don’t think it was. I think the guy gets off on assisting geeky guys assemble Target furniture.

OK, kids, I really need to land a job. I know I’ve only been out here a short while — but I want/need a job with benefits. Had a good interview today, but if I hear one more HR person tell me that they are concerned I would be “bored” or “not challenged” or that I am “over qualified” — I am going to implode!!!!

Also, San Francisco is experiencing really odd weather — it is raining. I hope this is not some sort of omen as rainy season ended last month. Oy!

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May 18, 2005. Uncategorized.

3 Comments

  1. snarl71 replied:

    I wear glasses! Where was this guy when I needed my Target stuff assembling back in December! hell, I’d have flown him out to do it for me!

  2. Miss Marisol replied:

    As I have learned from Dan Savage, there is a fetish for everything.

    Why the Mizrahi collection from Target, though? It’s so unsexy…it’s like dorm room decor. Oh, wait…I have had a lot of sex in dorm rooms.

    I hope your job hunting and gathering becomes more fruitful!

  3. g8s replied:

    Y’know, you could dress the geeky part & see if he’s willing to pay… =)

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