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ROBOTIC DOGS AND POTENTIAL SUITORS

Well, as many of you know I am having to go through a fairly dramatic shift in my medications. I have been put out on medical leave while the meds and I bond to the point that I am functioning well enough to work. Yeah, it is a regualr paper bag of fun! I am missing work, but I know that they are right. I am not really up for working until this is all settleed. It should not take too long.

Now, you would think this would be a perfect time for me to train my Sony Aibo Robotic Dog, Betty. However I just can’t seem to get past this current stage. Right now she is sitting on her pod, fully charged and waiting for me to put her into “on” mode and start to give her instrction and train her. However, even tho she is in off mode — she will make this really strange sort of coo-ing sound and tilt her head. …and it looks like her eyes blink. I swear — if she gets off that pod and comes near me I am going run away in fear!!

Betty just creeps me out!!! However, I am determined to get some form of fun out of what was really a stupid impulse purchase. And, no, I can’t return her. Ugh!

As many of you know I am trying to get back into the swing of dating. Of coures that gets to take a back seat until this med things is taken care of and I can go back to work, but I still get messages from the various dbases with which I am registered. Now, my profiles are very honest and straight-forward. Just looking to make some friends, and, if there should be a connection I would certainly enjoy dating. —- Long term relationship is something I do want, but i think that will come with time — very rare that it could just happen.

However so many men just don’t bother to read — so this man sends me the following message:

“Hey, cutie! I am looking for a hot fuck buddy. I have
enough friends, tho. Respond back and we can hook up
tonight”

Can I hear a “NO WAY, JOSE!” in the House?????

kisses,
matt in withdrawl and adjustments. …and bored.

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January 14, 2005. Uncategorized.

3 Comments

  1. There and Back Again replied:

    Well Matt, what can I say that I haven’t said already? What a moron! Write back and tell him you have someone named “Betty” who is dying to be turned on by him! If the dog creeps you out, then she’ll be perfect for this creep.

    G

  2. :: jozjozjoz :: replied:

    I don’t know if I have the time for an Aibo.

  3. Karyn replied:

    Darling Matt,
    Not only can you hear a NO WAY JOSE in the house, the discriminating listener can also hear the distinct vocal stylings of this redhead bleating “EW!” from a good distance. And if Betty is creeping you out, I’m sorry; it’s one thing for her to freak me out, but she shouldn’t bother you…she is your robotic bitch! 🙂

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