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My Mom Thinks I Am Naked On A Plate

Am not sure what to think, but I guess I should be flattered that she thought it was me on the plate. Holly is my aunt. I am thinking that just about everyone my mother knows thinks I have posed for Jack Pierson in the nude for a limited edition plate. I guess that is cool. Maybe it will be one of the hot topics of conversation at my cousin’s upcoming wedding.

I wonder if now is the time to let her know about my secret career in porn. You all know — the underground one I made with Donnie Russo back in 1994.

Here is the post she made regarding my art investment in case you didn’t catch it in the comments section:

Don’t know where you are going dear, but given how far you’ve come I have faith it will be good places. Now about that Plate, Is that really you on that plate? My advice is DON’T HANG IT IN THE LIVING ROOM! But, I have to say you were always cute naked when you were a baby–you were so happy to be without diaper confining you–so I am not too shocked to see that you are still cute naked. Ha Don’t kow what Holly will think when she looks this over–She’ll probably think you still look cute naked. Ha LV Mom

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August 7, 2004. Uncategorized.

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