Lint O’ the Belly

I’ve always found my belly button uncomfortable. Not sure why. I do not like having it touched nor do I like touching it. I do not even like writing it. Even though I guess it doesn’t hurt —- I always expect it to hurt when touched. But belly buttons must be cleaned! And I am compelled to write a question here as I have been getting an unusual amount of belly button lint as of late. Why? Why and where does all this belly button lint come from? Someone must know. Actually, maybe everyone knows but me because I just hate dealing with belly buttons.

…I’ve issues.

October 28, 2003. Uncategorized.

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